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Welcome everyone. This is Leo Jones, the one and only news getter from CSE. Birthright is now over and CSE
has crowned it's first ever champion, Caster McFear. I decided to try and get an exclusive interview with Caster after his
title victory, but as I approached him after the show, he refused to acknowledge me as he was celebrating with Deeno and a
few of the others who helped him secure that victory. When the partying was over, I managed to find Deeno who said Caster
had left on their private jet back to Hollywood, California.
Well I thought I shouldn't miss an opportunity to get
an interview with the CSE Champ, so I booked a flight to Los Angeles. When I got there, I looked through the directory to
see if I could locate Caster. Well, he must be unlisted like most movie stars it appeared. So I decided to do some deeper
research, and to my dismay, I found out that Caster does NOT live in Hollywood. In fact, no one in the movie biz had even
heard about Caster McFear.....in fact, there is no record of him having ever lived in Hollywood...
So after wasting
my time, I flew back to Canada, and lo and behold, I managed to find Caster filming Casting Call in Ottawa, Ontario. So I
approached him and finally, here is the interview after all this time:
Leo Jones: Congratulations on your victory,
how does it feel to be the first ever CSE Champion?
Caster McFear: I feel the same as I do in my everyday life. It's
just another proof of how superior I am to that double crossing Max Alexander and all the other CSE co-stars, and especially
all those stupid extras out there.
Leo Jones: So what crossed your mind when you did the Live Casting Call™ with Ryan Rush and then apparently had help
from Max Alexander, when in fact, he came to payback what you did to him in Triple X Wrestling a few months earlier?
Caster
McFear: Well I went out there, did Casting Call, apologised to Max for the scripting error from a few months prior. It was
sincere. Then I pointed out that Ryan Rush was probably from that Farmer Fred hic town of North Gower cause he lost his teeth
just like all the North Gowerans cause they never heard of a tooth brush (that or they share one within the family and the
cattle). So the idiot sneak attacks me, I then manage to break free of the onslaught only to be again sneak attacked by Zakk
Storm. Thank god I thought when Max came in with a chair. It seemed like he accepted my apology. But noooo, for the third
straight time on MY SHOW, Casting Call™, I get sneak attacked
once more. This is "BS" I thought.
Leo Jones: So how about when it was announced by CSE Owner DJ Brentley that Max
was to be your opponent?
Caster McFear: Well once again, "BS". He didn't do anything to deserve a shot at my award...
Leo
Jones: Title.
Caster McFear: Don't cut me off Robert!
Leo Jones: It's Leo actually...
Caster McFear:
Whatever. Anyways, as I was saying, Max Alexander did absolutely nothing to deserve a shot at my academy award. It should
have just been given to me and that I have a solo scene at the end without some idiot there. But all fell in place and went
by the script in the end.
Leo Jones: That it did. So Caster, tell me, why are you here filming Casting Call™ in
Ottawa rather than in Hollywood?
Caster McFear: Ummm, the Casting Call™ set in Hollywood is under renovations so I had to find an alternate area...
Leo Jones: So you came all the way to
Canada rather than find an alternate set in Hollywood, which I might add, has no record of you ever even stepping foot there?
Caster
McFear: Shut up you stupid extra, I oughta slap you!
Leo Jones: My apologies.
Caster McFear: That's right. Now
get the hell outta my sight and quiet on the set. I gotta go film Casting Call™!!
There you have it folks! An exclusive
interview with the CSE Champion who is "Allegedly" from Hollywood, California, Caster McFear. This is Leo Jones, thanks for
reading!
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